A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
inform the other of the after life. Their biggest fear was that
there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the
first
to go and, true to his word, he made contact:
"Mary .... Mary"
"Is that you, Larry?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast
and off to the golf course and I have sex. I bathe in the sun, then
I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf
course,
then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course
again.
Then I have sex until late at night. The next day, it starts
again."
"Oh, Larry, you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Tucson, Arizona
Hansx-Nr1 Gast |
