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nico (9.162)
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« am: 21.11.17, 13:10:56 »

Was isst ein Informatiker morgens um halb 10 in Deutschland?
Ein Knoppix...

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Re: Informatiker-Frühstückspause

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Re: Informatiker-Frühstückspause

« Antwort #2 am: 21.11.17, 23:23:26 »

Zitat von: nico am 21.11.17, 13:10:56

Was isst ein Informatiker morgens um halb 10 in Deutschland?
Ein Knoppix...

Und als Linux-User trinkt er ein MATE-Tee dazu

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